I am one of the funniest motherfuckers in the world. I'm not bragging about this... I'm actually kind of annoyed. Because I want people to fear me, and I'll be there in boots and shiny black vinyl and be all like "Ah ha ha, get down on your knees before me, and while you're down there could you pick up my riding crop, because I can't bend over in these pants...? Thanks."

But that's how I'm going to get people. They're going to be like "Death camps? No! Ashy's funny... she wouldn't do that..." Because people think if you're funny, you're happy, and if you're happy, you won't consign everybody to a horrible death. Ask just about any comedian, and they'll tell you the reason they learned to make people laugh is because it wasn't possible to murder them.